One more toke before you hit the road...

I'd like to wish everyone a Merry Christmas; I really would, I mean I know that it's April and all but do you feel how cold out it is outside? I don't think that I've ever had the heat on in April. Say, maybe the gas company is behind all this cold, you know, maybe they wanted to make a few extra bucks before we turned our air conditioners on and started turning our hard earned money over to the electric company and not the gas company. I wonder how did the Indians make it before the gas company and the electric company came along. I have no idea, but I can certainly tell you this, I'm glad that I ain't sleeping in no small pox infested blanket.