I just made a terrible discovery. I left two black ballpoint pens and a black sharpee in the back pocket of a pair of black shorts that I just ran through my girlfriend's washer and drier. From what I understand, the sharpee did a job on her drier. I'm scared to look. Girlfriend is handling it pretty well. When I asked her if she wanted to hit me, she said yes. Then she said, "I'm not angry, but I am aggravated. Don't do it again."

For some strange reason, my girlfriend likes to do my laundry and actually gets pissed off when I do it myself at her house. I now think that I know why.