Would you like a doggie style with those eggs?

A cute girl in a bikini top was waiting for me, this morning, to add her as a friend to my My Space. I clicked on her space and this is what was waiting for me, an invitation to an:

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I pondered this invitation as I made my oatmeal, and placed an Easter basket on my daughter's laptop that my girlfriend had left for her before she went away for several weeks. I must have added the wrong person to my friend's list, I thought to myself.