I'm being investigated for extreme use of caffeine. That's what happens when you ask someone to marry you. They get too close, and find out all your secrets. Is there a caffeine anonymous? My name is Mikel and I'm powerless over cappucinnos; and expresso, up to six shots at a time, a couple of times a day. Have you recovered from caffeine? Would you be my sponsor? Call me. I'll pick up a white chip; I promise.